There are two things all people love:
A good joke and free shwag.
We at Registered Ink are combining them and giving away $500 in printing to the person who has the best answer to the age-old question, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” We have seen thousands of answers, so use your creativity and be original. And remember, we love a third thing—printing.
He wanted to win some sweet business cards!
Posted by: Richard | March 12, 2009 at 12:36 PM
Registered Ink was on the other side
Posted by: James | March 12, 2009 at 12:45 PM
Because the vendor across the street was offering printing for half of what it should really cost, and the chicken thought he'd be getting a screamin' deal.
Then again, chickens have brains the size of a pea.
Posted by: Joe Hansen | March 12, 2009 at 04:10 PM
...to get a cheap cocktail, a healthy dose of second-hand smoke, and a righteous ass-chewing from Schwartz.
Posted by: Scott Mortimore | March 16, 2009 at 11:57 AM
Gotta love the bar across the street!
Posted by: Bill | March 16, 2009 at 12:13 PM
The chicken was wire-o bound to Bill, who was on his way to get a drink.
Posted by: Kurt Hoge | March 16, 2009 at 03:58 PM
He heard there was "press-titution" on 4th Street.
Posted by: Melissa | March 24, 2009 at 08:51 AM
To be folded, die cut, laser cut, glued, foiled and embossed. And like it.
Posted by: Kenzie | March 25, 2009 at 10:14 AM
The KFC mananger was on a smoke break and staring at the chicken, feeling pressured by the franchisee owner to cut costs because of the economy, the chicken was smarter than them.
Posted by: Kyle Volland | March 25, 2009 at 06:06 PM
Great entries - let's see more!
Posted by: Bill | March 26, 2009 at 08:26 AM
Because Barack Obama was on the other side...
Posted by: Kyle Volland | March 27, 2009 at 10:06 AM
To take a poultrait
Posted by: Kyle Volland | March 27, 2009 at 10:24 AM
Cause the sign said "walk" and it wasn't around UNR, (they should teach a class there on how to cross the street)
Posted by: Kyle Volland | March 27, 2009 at 10:33 AM
To Lay A jpEGG
Posted by: Kyle Volland | March 28, 2009 at 01:59 AM
To get laid. Laid linen, that is.
Posted by: Stan Byers | April 01, 2009 at 02:13 PM
"who gives a cluck"
Posted by: Kyle Volland | April 01, 2009 at 04:34 PM
To stick his beak into something fowl!
Posted by: Jay | April 01, 2009 at 10:18 PM
to get to the other side
Posted by: Kyle Volland | April 04, 2009 at 10:57 AM
hope it wasn't in Reno, ever try driving up Virginia? Ever catch a light?
Posted by: Kyle Volland | April 04, 2009 at 11:00 AM
To get away the endless stream of bums lingering in front of the Ken Morris Hotel....
Posted by: Rob Abis | April 12, 2009 at 01:02 AM
to get to Registered Ink and avoid the endless steam of bums lingering in front of the Ken Morris Hotel
Posted by: Rob Abis | April 12, 2009 at 01:04 AM
The chick looked good from over here.
Posted by: Stan Byers | April 17, 2009 at 10:31 AM
The *chick* was Donald Schwartz....damn.
Posted by: Bill | April 17, 2009 at 10:33 AM